World Funniest Pictures

By The Year 2003

2008-01-05T23:16:00.000-08:00

Year 3000

2007-12-21T23:41:00.000-08:00

A father passing by his Teenage daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was neat and tidy.Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the centre of the pillow. It was addressed "Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:-

Dear Dad,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you, but I'm leaving home. I had to elope with my new boyfriend Randy because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you.

I've been finding real passion with Randy and he is so nice to me. I know when you meet him you'll like him too - even with all his piercing, tattoos, and motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion Dad, I'm pregnant and Randy said that he wants me to have the kid and that we can be very happy together.

Even though Randy is much older than me (anyway, 42 isn't so old these days is it? ), and has no money, really these things shouldn't stand in the way of our relationship, don't you agree?

Randy has a great CD collection; he already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. It's true he has other girlfriends as well but I know he'll be faithful to me in his own way. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too.

Randy taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and he'll be growing it for us and we'll trade it with our friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Randy can get better; he sure deserves it!!

Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.

Your loving daughter,
Rosie.

At the bottom of the page were the letters " PTO".

Hands still trembling, her father turned the sheet, and read:

PS:

Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbour's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk centre drawer. Please sign it and call when it is safe for me to come home.

I love you!

Your loving daughter,
Rosie

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Howzz is it!!! Share your thoughts,,

2007-12-08T21:57:00.000-08:00

Banana Art

2007-12-08T06:03:00.000-08:00

A BOY WITH THREE LEGS ONE SHOULD WATCH IT,,,,,,

2007-12-08T04:35:00.000-08:00

Amazing Pictures

Amazing Tree Pictures

2007-11-22T06:43:00.000-08:00

Martin Klimas hails from Germany and takes fantastic “Still Life” photos. He drops clay figurines from the same height in complete darkness with the camera lens open. When the figurine hits the ground, the sound of the impact triggers the lights to go on for a fraction of a second and creates wonderful transformation.

His photographs explore time and material objects—an object that can be intact and so serene one minute can easily be destabilized the next. These figurines display a perpetual sense of motion. The intention of this process is that the process of an action creates a new object. Every picture becomes a sculpture on its own by showing the transformation of an object that no longer exists.

Actually Martin did said in one of his interviews that, it took atleast 20 odd attempts to make one perfect shot. I do believe he is the wholesale dealer of China clay figurines in Germany:-). Anyhow This is Incredible Art, isn't it?.

2007-11-16T22:00:00.000-08:00

FREEDOM

I do what I like to do.

I live the way I like to live.

Every moment of life,

I wish to be free.

I dare to think beyond the obvious,

I strive to realise my dreams,

In every thought of mine,

I like to be free.

I am not tied by any region,

I am not bound by any religion.

I only know that I am a human,

Who loves to be free.

Untie my bonds,

Let me unleash my power

To realise my dreams.

Don’t capture my peace

And curb my rights - set me free!

I fight to be free…

Freedom is the right of everyone,

I want to be free in everyway,

I treasure my freedom everywhere;

I strive to be free…

Let me out of the boundaries,

Release me from the shackles of customs,

Unstrap me from the clutches of superstitions,

I love to be free…

2007-10-19T14:21:00.000-07:00

108 Names Of Lord Ganesha

Number Name Meaning

1 Akhurath One who has Mouse as His Charioteer

2 Alampata Ever Eternal Lord

3 Amit Incomparable Lord

4 Anantachidrupamayam Infinite and Consciousness Personified

5 Avaneesh Lord of the whole World

6 Avighna Remover of Obstacles

7 Bala gana pati Beloved and Lovable Child

8 Bhalchandra Moon-Crested Lord

9 Bheema Huge and Gigantic

10 Bhupati Lord of the Gods

11 Bhuvanpati God of the Gods

12 Buddhinath God of Wisdom

13 Buddhipriya Knowledge Bestower

14 Buddhividhata God of Knowledge

15 Chaturbhuj One who has Four Arms

16 Devadeva Lord of All Lords

17 Devantakanashakarin Destroyer of Evils and Asuras

18 Devavrata One who accepts all Penances

19 Devendrashika Protector of All Gods

20 Dharmik One who gives Charity

21 Dhoomravarna Smoke-Hued Lord

22 Durja Invincible Lord

23 Dvaimatura One who has two Mothers

24 Ekaakshara He of the Single Syllable

25 Ekadanta Single-Tusked Lord

26 Ekadrishta Single-Tusked Lord

27 Eshanputra Lord Shiva's Son

28 Gadadhara One who has The Mace as His Weapon

29 Gajakarna One who has Eyes like an Elephant

30 Gajanana Elephant-Faced Lord

31 Gajananeti Elephant-Faced Lord

32 Gajavakra Trunk of The Elephant

33 Gajavaktra One who has Mouth like an Elephant

34 Ganadhakshya Lord of All Ganas (Gods)

35 Ganadhyakshina Leader of All The Celestial Bodies

36 Ganapati Lord of All Ganas (Gods)

37 Gaurisuta The Son of Gauri (Parvati)

38 Gunina One who is The Master of All Virtues

39 Haridra One who is Golden Coloured

40 Heramba Mother's Beloved Son

41 Kapila Yellowish-Brown Coloured

42 Kaveesha Master of Poets

43 Krti Lord of Music

44 Kripalu Merciful Lord

45 Krishapingaksha Yellowish-Brown Eyed

46 Kshamakaram The Place of Forgiveness

47 Kshipra One who is easy to Appease

48 Lambakarna Large-Eared Lord

49 Lambodara The Huge Bellied Lord

50 Mahabala Enormously Strong Lord

51 Maha gana pati Omnipotent and Supreme Lord

52 Maheshwaram Lord of The Universe

53 Mangalamurti All Auspicious Lord

54 Manomay Winner of Hearts

55 Mrityuanjaya Conqueror of Death

56 Mundakarama Abode of Happiness

57 Muktidaya Bestower of Eternal Bliss

58 Musikvahana One who has mouse as charioteer

59 Nadapratithishta One who Appreciates and Loves Music

60 Namasthetu Vanquisher of All Evils & Vices & Sins

61 Nandana Lord Shiva's Son

62 Nideeshwaram Giver of Wealth and Treasures

63 Omkara One who has the Form Of OM

64 Pitambara One who has Yellow-Coloured Body

65 Pramoda Lord of All Abodes

66 Prathameshwara First Among All

67 Purush The Omnipotent Personality

68 Rakta One who has Red-Coloured Body

69 Rudrapriya Beloved Of Lord Shiva

70 Sarvadevatman Acceptor of All Celestial Offerings

71 Sarvasiddhanta Bestower of Skills and Wisdom

72 Sarvatman Protector of The Universe

73 Shambhavi The Son of Parvati

74 Shashivarnam One who has a Moon like Complexion

75 Shoorpakarna Large-Eared Lord

76 Shuban All Auspicious Lord

77 Shubhagunakanan One who is The Master of All Virtues

78 Shweta One who is as Pure as the White Colour

79 Siddhi dhata Bestower of Success & Accomplishments

80 Siddhi priya Bestower of Wishes and Boons

81 Siddhi vinayaka Bestower of Success

82 Skandapurvaja Elder Brother of Skand (Lord Kartik)

83 Sumukha Auspicious Face

84 Sureshwaram Lord of All Lords

85 Swaroop Lover of Beauty

86 Tarun Ageless

87 Uddanda Nemesis of Evils and Vices

88 Umaputra The Son of Goddess Uma (Parvati)

89 Vakratunda Curved Trunk Lord

90 Vara gana pati Bestower of Boons

91 Varaprada Granter of Wishes and Boons

92 Varadavinayaka Bestower of Success

93 Veera gana pati Heroic Lord

94 Vidyavaridhi God of Wisdom

95 Vighnahara Remover of Obstacles

96 Vignaharta Demolisher of Obstacles

97 Vighnaraja Lord of All Hindrances

98 Vighnarajendra Lord of All Obstacles

99 Vighnavinashanaya Destroyer of All Obstacles & Impediments

100 Vigneshwara Lord of All Obstacles

101 Vikat Huge and Gigantic

102 Vinayaka Lord of All

103 Vishwamukha Master of The Universe

104 Vishwaraja King of The World

105 Yagnakaya Acceptor of All Sacred & Sacrficial Offerings

106 Yashaskaram Bestower of Fame and Fortune

107 Yashvasin Beloved and Ever Popular Lord

108 Yogadhipa The Lord of Meditation

"VAKRATHUNDA MAHAAKAAYA....
SOORYAKOODI SAMAPRABHA....
NIRVIGHNAM KURUMAE DAEVA....
SARWA KAARYAESHU SARWADHA !!!..

2007-10-19T13:50:00.000-07:00

Gowri-Ganeshanu Nammellarigu Siddi, Buddi, Siri-Sampathannu kottu,

Nammellara karyagallali yeshasu needali yendu prartisuttha

Ellarigu subha haraisali yendu koorutha

Nimagellarigu Gowri-Ganesha Habbada subhashayagalannu harasutene

1. Akhurath: One who has mouse as his charioteer

2. Alampata : Ever eternal lord

3. Amit : Incomparable lord

4. Anantachidrupamayam: Infinite and consciousness personified

5. Avaneesh: Lord of the whole world

6. Avighna: Remover of obstacles

7. Balaganapati: Beloved and lovable child

8. Bhalchandra: Moon-crested lord

9. Bheema: Huge and Gigantic

10. Bhupati: Lord of the gods

11. Bhuvanpati: God of the gods

12. Buddhinath: God of wisdom

13. Budhipriya: Knowledge bestower

14. Bhudhividhata: God of knowledge

15. Chaturbhuj: One who has four arms

16. Devadeva: Lord of all lords

17. Devantakanashakarin: Destroyer of evils and asuras

18. Devarata: One who accepts all gods

19. Devendrashika: Protector of all gods

20. Dharmik: One who gives charity

21. Dhoomravarna: Smoke-Hued lord

22. Durja: Invincible lord

23. Dvaimatura: One who has two mothers

24. Ekaakshara: He of the single syllable

25. Ekadanta: Single-Tusked lord

26. Ekadrishta: Single-Tusked lord

27. Eshanputra: Lord Shiva's son

28. Gadadhara: One who has the mace as his weapon

29. Gajakarna: One who has eyes like an elephant

30. Gajanana: Elephant-Faced lord

31. Gajananeti: Elephant-Faced lord

32. Gajavakra: Trunk of the elephant

33. Gajavaktra: One who has mouth like an elephant

34. Ganadhakshya: Lord of all Ganas (Gods)

35. Ganadhyakshina: Leader of all the celestial bodies

36. Ganapati: Lord of all Ganas (Gods)

37. Gaurisuta: The son of Gauri (Parvati)

38. Gunina: One who is the master of all virtues

39. Haridra: One who is golden colored

40. Heramba: Mother's Beloved son

41. Kapila: Yellowish-Brown coloured

42. Kaveesha: Master of poets

43. Krti: Lord of music

44. Kripalu: Merciful lord

45. Krishapingaksha: Yellowish-Brown eyed

46. Kshamakaram: The place of forgiveness

47. Kshipra: One who is easy to appease

48. Lambakarna: Large-Eared lords

49. Lambodara: The huge bellied lord

50. Mahabala: Enormously strong lord

51. Mahaganpati: Omnipotent and supreme lord

52. Maheshwaram: Lord of the universe

53. Mangalamurti: All auspicious lord

54. Manomay: Winner of hearts

55. Mrityunjaya: Conqueror of death

56. Mundakarama: Abode of happiness

57. Muktidaya: Bestower of eternal bliss

58. Mushikvahana: One who has mouse as charioteer

59. Nadapratithishta: One who appreciates and loves music

60. Namasthetu: Vanquisher of all evils and vices and sins

61. Nandana: Lord Shiva's son

62. Nideeshwaram: Giver of wealth and treasures

63. Omkara: One who has the form of OM

64. Pitambara: One who has yellow-colored body

65. Pramoda: Lord of all abodes

66. Prathameshwara: First among all

67. Purush: The omnipotent personality

68. Rakta: One who has red-colored body

69. Rudrapriya: Beloved of lord Shiva

70. Sarvadevatman: Acceptor of all celestial offerings

71. Sarvasiddanta: Bestower of skills and wisdom

72. Sarvatman: Protector of the universe

73. Shambhavi: The son of Parvati

74. Shashivarnam: One who has a moon like complexion

75. Shoorpakarna: Large-eared Lord

76. Shuban: All auspicious lord

77. Shubhagunakanan: One who is the master of all virtues

78. Shweta: One who is as pure as the white colour

79. Siddhidhata: Bestower of success and accomplishments

80. Siddhipriya: Bestower of wishes and boons

81. Siddhivinayak: Bestower of success

82. Skandapurvaja: Elder brother of Skanda (Lord Kartik)

83. Sumukha: Auspicious face

84. Sureshwaram: Lord of all lords

85. Swaroop: Lover of beauty

86. Tarun: Ageless

87. Uddanda: Nemesis of evils and vices

88. Umaputra: The son of goddess Uma (Parvati)

89. Vakratunda: Curved trunk lord

90. Varaganapati: Bestower of boons

91. Varaprada: Granter of wishes and boons

92. Varadavinayaka: Bestower of Success

93. Veeraganapati: Heroic lord

94. Vidyavaridhi: God of wisdom

95. Vighnahara: Remover of obstacles

96. Vignaharta: Demolisher of obstacles

97. Vighnaraja: Lord of all hindrances

98. Vighnarajendra: Lord of all obstacles

99. Vighnavinashanaya: Destroyer of all obstacles and impediments

100. Vigneshwara: Lord of all obstacles

101. Vikat: Huge and gigantic

102. Vinayaka: Lord of all

103. Vishwamukha: Master of the universe

104. Vishwaraja: King of the world

105. Yagnakaya: Acceptor of all sacred and sacrificial offerings

106. Yashaskaram: Bestower of fame and fortune

107. Yashvasin: Beloved and ever popular lord

108. Yogadhipa: The lord of meditation

2007-10-19T13:41:00.001-07:00

SRI Ganesha(vignesha)

2007-10-19T13:04:00.001-07:00

SRI Ganesha(vignesha)

2007-10-19T13:01:00.000-07:00

SRI Ganesha(vignesha)

2007-10-19T12:56:00.001-07:00

SRI Ganesha(vignesha)

2007-10-19T12:44:00.000-07:00

SRI Ganesha( vigenesha,,,)

2007-10-19T12:34:00.001-07:00

Girls Ramp

2007-10-19T12:17:00.000-07:00

Girls Catwalk

2007-10-18T16:14:00.001-07:00

BIRDS

2007-10-18T15:58:00.000-07:00

BIRDS

2007-10-18T15:35:00.000-07:00

BIRDS

2007-10-14T17:30:00.000-07:00

Shower TIme

2007-10-14T17:24:00.001-07:00

ITs bathing Time

Its Shower Time

2007-10-14T17:17:00.000-07:00

Its Shower Time

2007-10-10T13:56:00.000-07:00

Fish kiss

Try it!!!!!!

2007-10-09T14:46:00.001-07:00

Who is cute?

Future pens

2007-10-08T14:55:00.001-07:00

Future Pens

Look closely and guess what they could be....?

Are they pens with cameras??

Any wild guesses?No clue yet?

Ladies and gentlemen... Congratulations!?

You've just looked into the future...Yep that's right! You've just seen something that will replace your PC in the near future.

Here is how it works: ?

In the revolution of miniature computers, scientists have made great developments with bluetooth technology... This is the forthcoming computers you can carry within your pockets . ?

This "pen sort of instrument" produces both the monitor as well as the keyboard on any flat surfaces from where you can carry out functions you would normally do on your desktop computer. ?

Can anyone say, "Good-bye laptops!"

Baby and Men

2007-10-08T12:01:00.000-07:00

Baby and Men

Its Horrible

2007-09-30T10:24:00.000-07:00

See what they did in Japan!!!!

They eat small (dead) children

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Flying Insects

2007-09-29T13:22:00.000-07:00

TSUNAMI SHOWN THE REAL GHOST FISH

2007-09-08T13:43:00.000-07:00

Kamal in Different Looks

2007-09-08T13:23:00.001-07:00

SCARY IMAGES

2007-09-08T12:45:00.000-07:00

Ice cream and BEA

2007-07-09T11:36:00.001-07:00

FUnniST !!!!

2007-07-09T11:34:00.000-07:00

ha ha ha !!!!!

2007-07-09T11:33:00.000-07:00

Too BAD boy

2007-07-09T11:31:00.000-07:00

Bea and funny boy

2007-07-09T11:30:00.000-07:00

KID WITH BOOK

2007-07-09T11:22:00.000-07:00

FUNNY BOY

2007-07-09T11:03:00.000-07:00

LITTLE GUY FUNNY THINGS

2007-07-09T10:55:00.000-07:00

THESE MIGHT BE DONE FEW OF US RIGHT !!!!!!!

2007-07-03T14:31:00.001-07:00

WHO IS PREGNENT!!!

ANIMAL FITNESS !!!!

COW!!!!!!

HORNEY AIRLINES !!!!!!

FIND ANY DIFFERENCE !!!!

APPLES SWIMING !!!!

ELEPHANT SCATING !!!!

WICKET KEEPER !!!!

AIR LUNCH !!!!

TONY'S ACT OF FOOLISHNESS !!!!

TRY TO FIT-IN !!!!

BUSH STUPIDNESS !!!!

BUSH ROMANTIC !!!!

SAFETY MEASURES !!!!

COCK NEW-SHOT !!!!

BULL SPIDER !!!!

NEW MONALISA PAINT !!!!

RIGHTLY FITED !!!!

WRESTLING WHO IS STRONG !!!

TRY THIS NEW FIT !!!!!!

RIGHT PLACE TO SLEEP !!!!

NAUGHTY THOUGHTS !!!!!